The Salts of Rhotano
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Four Points and "Oh"

Emergency, Kupo!!


I’ve heard the most horrific thing! "Three Points and Oh" is ending soon! . . . Bless my pom, I have no idea what that means, but I think it’s time for us to do something about it! I bet my Kupo-nuts on it. Both of them!

*aghem* So, I-. . . .

What’s thi-? Delivery Mogson Mog’win? What are you doing he-. . . For me? From Sterne and Company? That sounds ominous. . . I better open it.


The Four points and “Oh” Launch Party!

How strange. Out with old and in with the new, kupo?

June 15th starting at 8p Eastern… “Bring your drinks, your glamor, your personality for more fun and games. Twice as many as last time.”

Rhalgr take me, why is he so god damn ominious.

Pre-Launch Party & Glamour Collaboration/Registration. Something borrowed something blu-

No, that sounds like a cake party. What in the 7 hells is he talking about?

June 9th starting at 8p Eastern. . . “Registration for the Glamour Contest and pairing for Collaboration! Story time for accomplishments achieved in Three Points and ‘Oh’ and goals for the fu-“ What is this kumbaya shiet?

I can’t read this. . .

Sered’s leveling Party and MSQ Registration for Four Points and Oh. . . 

What the shite

“Bring your lowest classes for speed levels and register a partner for MSQ progression in Four Points and ‘Oh’”. Kupo. . .

This four points shite is giving me a four star pom-ache. 


This looks like it’s the end of it.

“New Weekly goals for Free Company Members starting with Weekly Aquapolis marathons.”

You mean we still have to earn Gil to buy a mansion in a month? Great goggly-mogly!

Kupo, that's it for the letter from Sterne. There's all this fluff written on the back, but honestly who has time for that?

I expect he'll still find a way to give you more details. He always does, the bastard.

Anyroad, kupo, what I was going to say, before I was so rudely interrupted by Mogson Mog'win, despite the fact all of you smell, we keep on getting new smelly ones! I can almost see the green fungus growing on their head they smell so bad!

Look! Some of them even BLOOM. Blech. Gross. Ew. Nasty. Stinky. Get away. Go home. 

But, Sterne doesn't like it when I talk like that, so I've had to come up with a creative solution. 


What? I can't do that? But that's. . . . Oh FINE!

The Official S:R Mentor and Enrichment Program

That lofty enough for you, Sterne!? Twelve be damned. He'll post more on that later I'm SURE. 

"Please, look forward to it."

Sterne Evans